Bad Doctor A man went into a hospital for surgery on a bad leg. The doctor planned to remove his bad leg. But when the doctor came in after the surgery, he said: I've got some good news and some bad news." The patient said, "Okay... What's the bad news?" The doctor said, "We chopped off the wrong leg!" The patient said: "Oh no! What's the good news??" And the doctor said: "You're bad leg's gettin' better!"