Aussie Computer Language

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Hipster Doofus, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Log On - Make the barbie hotter
    Log Off - Don't add any more wood
    Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbie
    Download - Get the firewood off the ute
    Hard drive - trip back home without any cold tinnies
    Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once
    Keyboard - where you hang the ute, and bike keys
    Window - What you shut when it's cold
    Screen - What you shut in the mozzie season
    Byte - What mozzies do
    Bit - What mozzies did
    Mega Byte - What Townsville mozzies do
    Chip - A bar snack
    Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
    Modem - What you did to the lawns
    Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
    Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
    Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Roosters
    Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Kmart
    Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
    Mainframe - What holds the shed up
    Web - What spiders make
    Web Site - The shed or under the verandah
    Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot
    Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
    Yahoo - what you say when the ute does go
    Upgrade - A steep hill
    Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
    Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
    User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
    Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
    Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
    Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
    Online - When you get the laundry hung out
    Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up
     
  2. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

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  3. djwhite

    djwhite OSNN Senior Addict

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    How true it is, mate! :D
     
  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Good on ya m8. :) 'ow 'bout a pint of Fosters?
     
  5. Tbird94sc

    Tbird94sc Guest

    beer - fosters, australian for beer
     
  6. patrick

    patrick OSNN Addict

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    Hehe... that windaz pic is a little harsh but its pretty darn funny anyway.
    Yeah! Australia rules... mate!

    btw- for you people in Australia here are my fav sites for computer parts/prices: www.techbuy.com.au & www.pccasegear.com
    (These sites are not an alternative to xp-erience so the post should be perfectly legal)


    Anyways, Australia rules!
    Anyone livin' here enjoy da life, anyone who ain't, well ya betta get yaselves ova here quick smart.

    Hehe, sorry, joking.

    btw- you people watch Rove?


    Patrick
     
  7. Aarow

    Aarow Guest

    Haha Real Aussies don't drink Fosters. We just export the stuff.;)

    The Aarow
     
  8. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Fosters is cat pee. VB all the way. :p (VB = Victorian Bitter) :cool:
     
  9. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    Hey xsivforce, you getting us Ozzies mixed up with the Poms.

    We dont drink our Fosters in pints but from a tinnie (can) or a stubbie (small bottle), and if we are in a posh place, we even use a proper drinking glass.

    Hipster, on a hot day and your busting for a good cold beer, either a VB or a Fosters will do me mate.
     
  10. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Is this the anti-pom thread then eh?

    I drink Foster's but only from a can, when I am in a pub I drink bitter.

    Tho as I am a student nasty little bottles of lager from France/Germany usually do the job.
     
  11. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    Awww c,mon Electronic Punk mate, you know we Ozzies have a love/hate thing with you Poms.. We love to hate you :D

    Just because we beat you in cricket and rugby on a regular basic, we still luvs the muver country... Here, have another on me cobber.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    I have total respect for Ausies. People who live in a country where everythings deadly :) lol
     
  13. computer-x

    computer-x Guest

    The only thing better than a Aussie is a KIWI ;)
     
  14. rick_422

    rick_422 Guest

    for a hard earned thirst, nothing beats the best cold beer, and the best cold beer is vic, victoria bittter
    ..... (i forget the middle part)...
    you can get it any old how
    as a matter of fact, ive got it now
     
  15. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I remember going to Twickenham and watching the rugby last year, England vs Australia, had an Australian guy behind us cheering for the entire match cos Australia were like 2 points ahead the entire game, last couple of mins England scored a penaulty. The Oz guy didn't make much more noise :p

    We don't have to take the piss, Neighbours does it for you :D
    Cept that Holly Valance (*makes cat noises*)
     
  16. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Hmmmmmm is that why they are all moving over here?
     
  17. brodie

    brodie OSNN Addict

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    Just wait for Saturday night when the mighty Wallabies give those bloody NZ Maori's a flogging in Perth.

    And as for beer you can't beat an ice cold Emu Bitter
    anytime, anywhere
     
  18. Aarow

    Aarow Guest

    A cold Emu Bitter

    Nector of the Gods.......... Us Aussies.:D :D