Attracting girls ( rude )

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by AndrejX, Nov 2, 2002.

  1. AndrejX

    AndrejX Guest

    An Irishman was in the South of France, and could
    not understand why Pierre had attracted all the
    girls at the beach and he pulled nothing.

    So he asked Pierre, "Why do you get all the girls
    and I get nothing?"

    Pierre said "It's because I wear a Speedo bathing
    suit. The women, they love to see a man in a Speedo."

    So the Irishman buys a Speedo and tosses his baggy
    shorts in the garbage. He struts up and down the
    beach but still he has no luck attracting any women.

    He finds Pierre again and asks for his advice.

    Pierre, taking a look at Paddy in his Speedo says,
    "Take a potato, tuck it in your Speedo, it drives
    the women wild."

    So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his Speedo and
    paraded up and the beach once again.

    Many hours later, still no woman. So the Irishman
    went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried the
    Speedo bathing suit, I've tried the potato but it
    doesn't work".

    Pierre looked at the Irishman and said "Have you
    tried putting the potato in the front?"
     
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    ROFLMAO!

    Oh Smokie maybe we don't need hair, maybe we don't need good looks - maybe a potato in the right location will work!:eek:
     
  3. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol! Talk about putting things in the wrong place...
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    I think he might have had a problem walking...
     
  5. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    Damnyank...Who needs the potato????? :D
     
  6. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Self confiscating, aren't we :D
     
  7. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    I wonder if Mr. potato puts a human in his speedos
     
  8. AndrejX

    AndrejX Guest

    :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
  9. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Smokie - are you saying you already $hit in your pants and don't need the potato to make the lump in the rear of your Speedo???:eek: :eek:
     
  10. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol hahahahahahahahahah