Another one in Heaven

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Geffy, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    The entire Human Race dies and goes to heaven.
    God says, "I want all of the men to make two lines. One line for men who dominated their women and another for those that were domintated by their women. And I want all of the women to go with St Peter.

    The Line of men that had been dominated by women stretched for miles. In the line for men who dominated their women stood one man.

    Angered God said, "You have shamed me, I made you in my own image and you were ruled by your women. Only one man has made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them how you managed to be the only one in that line."

    The man replied, "I dont know. My wife told me to stand here"
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hehehe :p
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    he he he

    nice one

    :p :p :p
     
  4. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    lol
    pretty good
    keep em comin
    jokes r always good