An American In Scotland

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by stevanhogg, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. stevanhogg

    stevanhogg OSNN Addict

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    An American was going for a job interview in the Scottish countryside and on his way out he asked a local farmer for directions:

    "Excuse me, dude , could you possibly tell me the quickest way to London?"

    The farmer said: "You driving or walking, lad?"
    The American replied: "Driving."

    The farmer nodded, saying:
    "Aye definitely the quickest way
     
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  2. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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  3. madmatt

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    ha, ha. Now that is a joke.
     
  4. LordOfLA

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    I know a Scotsman who would be that cruel :)
     
  5. kcnychief

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    Har, he speaks the truth :D