Ah English !

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by delta4s, Jul 26, 2004.

  1. delta4s

    delta4s BLACK HAWK ALOFT

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    An English professor was giving a talk on grammar.
    "In the English language, two negatives make a positive. But, in some languages like Russian, two negatives still make a negative."

    "However," proclaimed the confident professor, "there is no language in the world in which two positives make a negative."

    From the back of the class someone said "Yeah, Right."
     
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  2. onimkron

    onimkron OSNN Senior Addict

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    Hehe, great one. Reminds me of the time when we had Eng. Lit lessons with only 3 people. Wasn't too stimulating :)
     
  3. Tuffgong4

    Tuffgong4 The Donger Need Food!!!! Political User

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  4. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    But three lefts make a right.
     
  5. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    but three rights make a left