Actual Newspaper HEADLINES

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ava_squad, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. ava_squad

    ava_squad OSNN Junior Addict

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    Include your Children when Baking Cookies

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

    Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

    Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

    Farmer Bill Dies in House

    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    Stud Tires Out

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

    British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

    Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

    Eye Drops off Shelf

    Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

    Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

    Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

    Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

    Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

    Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    Stolen Painting Found by Tree

    Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

    Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Line

    Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

    Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

    Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

    Deer Kill 17,000

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

    British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

    Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

    Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

    New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

    Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

    Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

    Air Head Fired

    Steals Clock, Faces Time
     
  2. Aprox

    Aprox Moderator Political User

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    nice, there are some good ones in there.
     
  3. epk

    epk Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    hehehe... yeah, cool!