A very shy guy

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by AndrejX, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. AndrejX

    AndrejX Guest

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful
    woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up
    his courage he finally goes over to her and asks,
    tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you
    for a while?"

    She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I
    won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is
    now staring at them.

    Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely
    embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
    apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
    embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in
    psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
    embarrassing situations."

    To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do
    you mean, $200?"
  2. zoey

    zoey Guest

    Prices have really gone up!:D