A couple of jk's

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that
    her body hurts wherever she touches it.
    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
    The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,
    then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes
    her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
    Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
    The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
    "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
    "I thought so," the doctor says.
    "Your finger is broken."


    A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other
    people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
    sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in
    the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am,
    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
    to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
    we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own ****ing blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.