7 dwarfs

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    The 7 dwarfs went to the Vatican, and because they are
    "THE DWARFS," they are ushered in to see the Pope.
    Dopey leads the pack.

    "Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
    Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are
    there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
    The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
    for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no
    dwarf nuns in Rome."
    In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.


    Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
    them.
    Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf
    nuns in all of Europe?"
    The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
    then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
    Europe."
    This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

    Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with
    an angry glare.
    Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are
    there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
    "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
    in the world."

    The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and
    laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their
    cheeks as they begin chanting . . .
    ..
    ...
    .....
    "Dopey f***ed a penguin!...Dopey f***ed a penguin "
     
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao :D