3 little pigs

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    One day the Primary 1 teacher was reading the story of the Three LittlePigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the firstpig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. Sheread, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow fullof straw and said, " Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that strawto build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And whatdo you think that man said?"

    One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said ****** hell! A talking pig!'"

    The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    good one