Guy goes into a bar and sits down. "What'll you have?" asks the bartender. "Gimmee a beer," replies the guy. The bartender asks, "What kind of beer?" The guy says, "Oh any kind, so long as it's not a Budweiser." So the barkeep pours him a Miller and says, "What do you have against Budweiser?" "Oh man," groans the guy, "I drank twenty three Budweisers last night, went home, and blew chunks." The bartender says, "Listen pal, you drink twenty three of any beer and you're gonna blow chunks." The guy says, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"