23 Bud's

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Guy goes into a bar and sits down.

    "What'll you have?" asks the bartender.

    "Gimmee a beer," replies the guy.

    The bartender asks, "What kind of beer?"

    The guy says, "Oh any kind, so long as it's not a Budweiser."

    So the barkeep pours him a Miller and says, "What do you have
    against Budweiser?"

    "Oh man," groans the guy, "I drank twenty three Budweisers last
    night, went home, and blew chunks."

    The bartender says, "Listen pal, you drink twenty three of any
    beer and you're gonna blow chunks."

    The guy says, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"