$20 love

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    On their wedding night, a bride demanded that her husband give her 20 dollars for their first sexual encounter. In his highly aroused state, he agreed. For the next 30 years, she demanded 20 dollars every time they made love. Her husband always agreed, thinking it was her clever way of buying new clothes. One day, she returned home and found her husband greatly distraught. “I’ve been fired,” he said. “I have no money. We’ll wind up in the poor house.” “Not likely,” she said. “The office building where you worked belongs to you. And the apartment building across the street is yours too. Every month, I took the money you gave me for sex and invested it.” Whereupon, the husband became even more upset, beating his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” she asked. “I thought you’d be pleased.” "If I had known what you were doing,” he said, “I would have given you all of my business.”.
     
  2. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    uhm maybe its just cos I'm ill and all but the humour there took a detour when it saw me can someone explain?
     
  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    He was going to prozzy's on the side as well as his wife. AKA paying them $20 as well :D