2 nuns

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

    SM: It's not working

    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

    SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

    SM: And?

    SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

    SM: What did you do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down...
     
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  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Oh man, that is soooo... :p
     
  3. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    That was funny.
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    *continued from above*






    ...wrong :p
     
  5. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  6. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...that was great. I was expecting her to really do the guy and then have something else happen.