19 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom

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  1. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

    2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

    4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

    5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

    6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

    8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

    9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

    11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

    13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

    14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

    15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

    16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

    17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

    18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
     
  2. PseudoKiller

    PseudoKiller Zug Zug

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    OMFG that is too funny...

    /me write these pearls of joy down and saves for later.
     
  3. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    i like to walk in and say "so this is where all the dicks hang out" people either laugh or look at you funny..
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    haha good stuff! Definately a keeper!
     
  5. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol i love em :D
     
  6. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

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    Another popular one:

    While standing at the urinal say: WOW, that's the smallest I've ever seen. (Watch for who blushes.)
     
  7. falcone

    falcone WinFS Advocate :D

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    lol.. someone put this on sticky? lol...
     
  8. PseudoKiller

    PseudoKiller Zug Zug

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    jokes dont get stickied... sorry
     
  9. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    What :confused:
     
  10. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team


    Who's sticky? :confused: :rolleyes:
     
  11. Graebob

    Graebob Generally Random

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    watch for who punches you in the face :eek:
     
  12. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    ^Hah, yeah, that's more likely :)
     
  13. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    My favorite. Walk into a crowded mens rooms with a friend, both of you use the urinal and say loudly to your friend, "Man dude, I don't think it is supposed to burn like this is it?, I think that girl lied to me....."