12 inches

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Burpster, Jan 8, 2003.

  1. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

    “Hey, what's that?”

    “A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish and received this twelve inch pianist.”

    “Can I try?”
    The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

    “Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

    “And ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
  2. gothic

    gothic LinuXPert

    Cornwall Nr. England
  3. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    * laughing * that's funny.

    The magic lamp has hearing problems.
  4. Thank you Captian Obvious.

  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    Powerchordpunk, your signature image is in violation of the forum guidelines, can you re-size it to 500x200 or less please.
  6. Sure thing. Sorry bout that. I'll be sure to stay within forum guidelines from now on.
  7. how's me sig now?
  8. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    HEY DUMBSH!T... CHANGE IT OR LOSE IT! GET IT! :mad: :cool:
  9. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    why you mention my name??? i've no control over anything PCP!!
  10. oh come on guys/gals it's in the jokes forum.
  11. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    well, the reason is that it resizes our browsers, and pages don'r fit on your screen without scrolling.

    so, even if it's in jokes, it's inconsiderate to ither users, that's the reason for the limit
  12. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    lol, nice one :cool:
  13. Jmtyra

    Jmtyra Guest

    :blink: Funny...
  14. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    OOPS... LOST IT. :eek: :p :cool:
  15. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    yah scared everyone from my thread dood ....lol
  16. Alan

    Alan its only fun

    In a house
    Direct and to the point as ever gonaads :eek: :D