There was a little boy who wanted $100 very badly so his mother told him to pray to God for it. After praying hard for 2 weeks and getting no results he figured he'd write God a letter. So wrote his letter and sent it to Gog through the postal system. The postmasters saw his letter entitled to God, thought it was interesting, and opened it up to see what it was about. After reading it they figured they'd send it to the president. When the president gets the letter and reads it he tells his secretary to send the boy $5 cause he figures $5 is a lot for a little boy like him. When the little boy recieves the letter and sees $5 in it, he prays to God, "Thank you so much for answering my letter God, but did you HAVE to send it through Washington? They deducted $95."