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Old January 23rd, 2008 Top | #1

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Van, he'd still be alive!"
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Hahahahaha Oh that's good.
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OMFG

OMGLAZRGUNPEWPEWPEW...

ROFL...

THAT THAR IS FUNNY... I dont care who you are...
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