Died during sex

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dark Atheist, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!" Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble! "Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!" "In with the dings, out with the dongs!" She paused to wipe away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Van, he'd still be alive!"
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahahaha Oh that's good. :p
     
  3. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    OMFG

    OMGLAZRGUNPEWPEWPEW...

    ROFL...

    THAT THAR IS FUNNY... I dont care who you are...