1: You've mimicked Alf Stewart from the tv show, Home And Away, in a
broad australian accent. Eg: "push off, ya flamin drongo!"
2: You've had an arguement with your mate whether Ford or Holden make a
better car.
3: You've done the "hot sand" dance while running from the ocean back
to your towel.
4: You know who Ray Martin is.
5: You start using words like "bloody" and "grouse" and start calling
people "champ".
6: You stop greeting people with "hello" and go straight to "how ya
doin?"
7: You've seriously considered running down to the shops in a pair of
ugh boots.
8: You own a pair of ugh boots.
9: You've been to a day/nighter cricket match and screamed out
incomprehensibly until your throat went raw.
10: You know the first verse to the national anthem but be buggered if
you know what "girt" means.
11: You have a story that somehow revolves around the excessive
consumption of alcohol and a mate named "Dave".
12: You've risked attending an outdoor music festival on the hottest day
of the year.
13: You've tried to hang off a clothes line while pretending you can
fly.
14: You've had to visit the emergency room after hanging off the clothes
line pretending you can fly.
15: You own a pair of thongs for every day use and a pair of "dress
thongs" for special occassions.
16: You don't know what's in a meat pie and you don't care.
17: You pronounce Australia as "Straya".
18: You call soccer "soccer" not "football".
19: You've squeezed vegemite through vitawheats to make vegemite worms.
20: You suck your coffee through a timtam.
21: You realise that lifeguards are the only people that can get away
with wearing speedos.
22: You pledge allegiance to Vegemite over Promite.
23: You understand the value of a public holiday.
24: Your weekends are spent barracking for your favourite sports team.
25: You have a toilet dolly (a (usually crocheted) doll with a victorian hoop skirt that is hollow and goes over the toilet brush. Hangs down to the floor so you can't tell you have a toilet brush).
26: You've played beach cricket with a ball and bat fashioned out of a
fence post.
27: You firmly believe in the end, everything will be ok and have told a
friend in tough times that "She'll be right, mate".
28: You use the phrase "no worries" at least once a day.
29: You've been on a beach holiday and have probably stayed in a
caravan.
30: You constantly shorten words to "brekkie", "arvo" and "barbie".
31: You've adopted a local bar as your own.
32: You know the oath of mateship can never be limited by geographical
distance.
James
broad australian accent. Eg: "push off, ya flamin drongo!"
2: You've had an arguement with your mate whether Ford or Holden make a
better car.
3: You've done the "hot sand" dance while running from the ocean back
to your towel.
4: You know who Ray Martin is.
5: You start using words like "bloody" and "grouse" and start calling
people "champ".
6: You stop greeting people with "hello" and go straight to "how ya
doin?"
7: You've seriously considered running down to the shops in a pair of
ugh boots.
8: You own a pair of ugh boots.
9: You've been to a day/nighter cricket match and screamed out
incomprehensibly until your throat went raw.
10: You know the first verse to the national anthem but be buggered if
you know what "girt" means.
11: You have a story that somehow revolves around the excessive
consumption of alcohol and a mate named "Dave".
12: You've risked attending an outdoor music festival on the hottest day
of the year.
13: You've tried to hang off a clothes line while pretending you can
fly.
14: You've had to visit the emergency room after hanging off the clothes
line pretending you can fly.
15: You own a pair of thongs for every day use and a pair of "dress
thongs" for special occassions.
16: You don't know what's in a meat pie and you don't care.
17: You pronounce Australia as "Straya".
18: You call soccer "soccer" not "football".
19: You've squeezed vegemite through vitawheats to make vegemite worms.
20: You suck your coffee through a timtam.
21: You realise that lifeguards are the only people that can get away
with wearing speedos.
22: You pledge allegiance to Vegemite over Promite.
23: You understand the value of a public holiday.
24: Your weekends are spent barracking for your favourite sports team.
25: You have a toilet dolly (a (usually crocheted) doll with a victorian hoop skirt that is hollow and goes over the toilet brush. Hangs down to the floor so you can't tell you have a toilet brush).
26: You've played beach cricket with a ball and bat fashioned out of a
fence post.
27: You firmly believe in the end, everything will be ok and have told a
friend in tough times that "She'll be right, mate".
28: You use the phrase "no worries" at least once a day.
29: You've been on a beach holiday and have probably stayed in a
caravan.
30: You constantly shorten words to "brekkie", "arvo" and "barbie".
31: You've adopted a local bar as your own.
32: You know the oath of mateship can never be limited by geographical
distance.
James
