Your seats are numbers 51 and 63


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The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the
performance started and handed the usher two tickets.

"Where's the other party?" asked the usher.

"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me."

"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head., "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 51 and 63."

- Lisa

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Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

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All good still mate?
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What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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