Your seats are numbers 51 and 63


Joke Spammer
The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the
performance started and handed the usher two tickets.

"Where's the other party?" asked the usher.

"Well," said the lady, with a blush, "one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me."

"Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head., "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers 51 and 63."

- Lisa

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