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The fire fighter is working on the fire engine
outside the station when he notices a little girl
next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the side, and a garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and
has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The
fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter
says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar
and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if
you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied, "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."
outside the station when he notices a little girl
next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the side, and a garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and
has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The
fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter
says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar
and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if
you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied, "You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren."
