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Kirrie2001
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One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
In da morning I go down to eat a da breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss.
She say go to da toilet.
I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say, you not piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****.
I donna even know da lady, and she call me sonna ma *****.
Later I go to eat atta da bigga restaurant.
The waitress bringa me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on da table.
She say you no better fock on da table, you sonna ma *****.
I donna even know da lady and she call me sonna ma *****!
So I go backa to my room inna da hote,l and der is noa Sh*ts onna my bed.
I calla da manager and tella im, I`m a wanna sh*t.
He tell me to go to da toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna sh*t onna my bed.
He say you better no sh*t onna bed, you sonna ma *****.
I donna even know da man, and he call me sonna ma *****.
I go to da checkout, and da man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say, Piss on you too, you sonna ma *****, I gonna back to Italy!
In da morning I go down to eat a da breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss.
She say go to da toilet.
I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say, you not piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****.
I donna even know da lady, and she call me sonna ma *****.
Later I go to eat atta da bigga restaurant.
The waitress bringa me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on da table.
She say you no better fock on da table, you sonna ma *****.
I donna even know da lady and she call me sonna ma *****!
So I go backa to my room inna da hote,l and der is noa Sh*ts onna my bed.
I calla da manager and tella im, I`m a wanna sh*t.
He tell me to go to da toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna sh*t onna my bed.
He say you better no sh*t onna bed, you sonna ma *****.
I donna even know da man, and he call me sonna ma *****.
I go to da checkout, and da man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say, Piss on you too, you sonna ma *****, I gonna back to Italy!
