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Kirrie2001
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There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck. They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.