Working Women

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Subject: Working Women

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES--$50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the same area when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he decided to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."
 
gonaads, I hate to have to tell you this, but a peter in the UK is a safe. :D :D :D ...........but funnily enough, it meant the same as your gag, 60 years ago.

Still a good one though matey. :D
 
But you are in Scottland not the U.K.??? :confused: :D :D


I thought Peter was an Apostle? :p
 
Ahh! so you know the score eh gonaads!

All Peters are apostles, apostle of rogues. :eek:
 

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