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#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
nah really has happened, a very good thing in one way, as bill gates should of given up some of the code by his own choice a long time ago...
but now its availiable too everyone including hackers/viri/worm makers 😕
news links:
Microsoft probe secret code leak
The software giant is working with the FBI to find out how parts of Windows source code were leaked online.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3486011.stm
Q&A: Microsoft source code leaked
Answers to all the questions you might have about some of Microsoft's source code being leaked.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3485545.stm
Microsoft probe secret code leak
The software giant is working with the FBI to find out how parts of Windows source code were leaked online.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3485327.stm
Microsoft leak exposes computing ignorance
The coverage of Microsoft's woes has shown just how little people really know about computing, argues technology analyst Bill Thompson.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3485583.stm
Microsoft source code leaked out
The software giant says part-blueprints of its Windows operating system have been leaked on the internet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3484545.stm
this is whats actually availiable everywhere:
MICROSOFT.WINDOWS.2000.AND.NT4.SOURCE.CODE-SCENELEADER
(196mb zipped)
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
nah really has happened, a very good thing in one way, as bill gates should of given up some of the code by his own choice a long time ago...
but now its availiable too everyone including hackers/viri/worm makers 😕
news links:
Microsoft probe secret code leak
The software giant is working with the FBI to find out how parts of Windows source code were leaked online.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3486011.stm
Q&A: Microsoft source code leaked
Answers to all the questions you might have about some of Microsoft's source code being leaked.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3485545.stm
Microsoft probe secret code leak
The software giant is working with the FBI to find out how parts of Windows source code were leaked online.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3485327.stm
Microsoft leak exposes computing ignorance
The coverage of Microsoft's woes has shown just how little people really know about computing, argues technology analyst Bill Thompson.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3485583.stm
Microsoft source code leaked out
The software giant says part-blueprints of its Windows operating system have been leaked on the internet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3484545.stm
this is whats actually availiable everywhere:
MICROSOFT.WINDOWS.2000.AND.NT4.SOURCE.CODE-SCENELEADER
(196mb zipped)