Will the stupidity never end?!

[Zedric]

whats bash??

www.bash.org
Funny IRC quotes basiacally.

 

[egghead]

<dan> this one dude made a raytraced monopoly board, and it looked just like a photo!
<GreenPenInc> url?
<dan> i forget =[
<GreenPenInc> ok I'll find it
<GreenPenInc> ...heh
<GreenPenInc> i'm googling for monopoly and all I get is people bitching about microsoft

egghead
XD

 

[egghead]

heard this in the osnn conference room just now LD

ACT 1 - THE PICKUP

Connecting

OSNN.net

This room supports the MUC protocol.

Bingo Control breathes life into the room

Nathan 20:09:hi bingo control
Bingo Control :hi
Tittles :bingo!
Bingo Control :this is egghead
Nathan :Carolina I'm curious where did you all get your names?
Tittles :lol ummm...my real name is Tittlebitties which means lil tits lol
Nathan 20:17: ok interesting is it true?
Bingo Control :breasts are always interesting
Nathan 20:18: ok bingo control where is your name from?
Bingo Control: i work at a major online bingo website with almost 1 million subscribers
Nathan :my name is dull it's just my regular name ok cool
Bingo Control 20:19:thought so
Nathan :tittles, you don't have to answer my question if you don't want to
Bingo Control :maybe try metal gear nathan"
Nathan :lol
Bingo Control r somethin
Nathan looks at tittles

Tittles 20:20:what
Nathan :lol trying to determine if your name fits you
Tittles 20:21: did i miss something
Nathan : hehe just being stupid
Tittles : lol...i am a guy so i dont have tits
Nathan k I assumed that since your name meant that that you were a girl
I was wrong I guess 9:
Tittles 20:22: lol yep
Nathan : hehe there aren't many girls around these chat sites are there
Tittles :lol...nope
Nathan 20:23: anyway now I feel stupid
Tittles :lol off to bed bitches! peace
Nathan :see ya uh talk to ya Tittles

 

[chris]

(22:17:02) (@[JA]Jimmy) whats with girls leaving hints, and not saying it
(22:17:21) (@Qwertywasd) I LOVE YOU JIMMY
(22:17:23) (@Qwertywasd) COME **** ME
(22:17:41) (@[JA]Jimmy) see, men just say it..

Hehe

 

[synical33]

(22:17:02) (@[JA]Jimmy) whats with girls leaving hints, and not saying it
(22:17:21) (@Qwertywasd) I LOVE YOU JIMMY
(22:17:23) (@Qwertywasd) COME **** ME
(22:17:41) (@[JA]Jimmy) see, men just say it..

Hehe

lmao that one is great chris but this one is better

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.


I think someone might have already posted this one but still the memories are great

 

[garikfox]

 

[Steevo]

<Sefy> Dude, if the FBI ever came to my door
<Sefy> Im just gonna put in my other harddrive and boot in ME
<Sefy> Just so i look like a complete retard

ROFLMAO!!!!


People started looking at me here at work........ :laugh:

 

[Henyman]

<Vash> /ctcp Bot doit passwd <command>
<Vash> try it!
<Kao> okay
-> [Bot] DOIT passwd msg #scripting I love babies
<bot> I love babies
-> [Bot] DOIT passwd /run shutdown -r -t 3 -c "byeeeee"
<Vash> ohhh
* Vash has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* Bot has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

cracked me up :laugh:

 

[Zedric]

<Vash> /ctcp Bot doit passwd <command>
<Vash> try it!
<Kao> okay
-> [Bot] DOIT passwd msg #scripting I love babies
<bot> I love babies
-> [Bot] DOIT passwd /run shutdown -r -t 3 -c "byeeeee"
<Vash> ohhh
* Vash has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* Bot has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

cracked me up :laugh:

Haha. Allways be careful with parametres!