Wife removal.

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OK, while i was posting a question it Tips n tweaks, my wife made a joke comment...she said..'Hon, they can't tell you how to get rid of a wife.'

So i said..'wanna bet?'

So I throw it open to you out there in the fun forum.........
 
Either.....she wants to see what us lot can come up with :)
 
Death:
Boat->middle of the Ocean-> "She slipped"
Hike->edge of a cliff-> "She slipped"


Go away:
Have you gained even more weight?
Mind if we bring in another woman into the mix?
That friend of yours is pretty hot!
 
Old joke, but....

Install Girlfriend v1.0 on your Marriage OS, gauranteed to crash it every time.


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Well, I was advised by a pal to buy her an Austin mini car, and she was sure to have an accident. But after 6 months nothing happened. So he suggested I should buy her a Jaguar, as it was really fast.
This done the trick. It took one look at her, and bit her bloody head off.
YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaa. ;)
 
Just tell her.........

HUNNY, Im not really a man, Im a WOMAN, and also Ive found someone else cuz uz a slut and u dont please me anymore!

Thats sure to get ya on the Jerry Springer show......

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!:p
 
Get her to play squash with a road roller. Humm, that fell flat on its face. :)
 
Hey, Just go out one day don't go to work. Sell the House, close out the Bank Accounts and go to Bermuda. And don't come back. :D
 
Who wants to carve her up? I hear the brain is very tasty.
 

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Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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