Wife removal.

[Electronic Punk]

http://www.xp-erience.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8851

 

[dreamliner77]

Good one EP

That one's been floatin around for a while. Still makes me laugh everytime I see it

 

[Alan]

Just tell Her " Lifes a bitch and then you married one "

That will do the trick

 

[Bytes Back]

Tell her you love her, give her flowers and chocolates and make love to her 3 times a night.

She'll think your having an affair and leave you.

 

[gonaads]

Viagra 5 times a day for a Month. Ohhh Boy, she'll be gone in 3 weeks.

 

[DoubleClick]

Originally posted by gonaads
Viagra 5 times a day for a Month. Ohhh Boy, she'll be gone in 3 weeks.

If she ain't gone after that, just throw her out cuz you ain't never gonna please her anyways

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by gonaads
Viagra 5 times a day for a Month. Ohhh Boy, she'll be gone in 3 weeks.

This will NOT make me leave

 

[sy64004]

Apparently most wives these days have an uninstall feature, unfortunately they screw around with the registry.

Have you tried doing a full system restore from the point just before the wedding-type-thing??

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by DoubleClick


just throw her out cuz you ain't never gonna please her anyways

Sounds like someone needs lessons

 

[gonaads]

Originally posted by Jewelzz

This will NOT make me leave

Promise?

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by gonaads
Promise?

Probably more like a threat I'll stay and make someone's life miserable

 

[gonaads]

Misery loves company.

 

[Jewelzz]

I just want....nevermind, can't say that here

 

[gonaads]

A whipping Boy?

 

[DoubleClick]

Originally posted by Jewelzz

Sounds like someone needs lessons

Yes I would like some lessons
I will be the newbie and you can make me learn ..... do you have the proper experience needed ?

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by gonaads
A whipping Boy?

No a boytoy

 

[gonaads]

Oh DoubleClick, You in trouble.
Sticks n Stones may brake me Bones.
But Whips n Chains excite me.

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by gonaads

Sticks n Stones may brake me Bones.
But Whips n Chains excite me.