Wife removal.

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GraLk

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#1
OK, while i was posting a question it Tips n tweaks, my wife made a joke comment...she said..'Hon, they can't tell you how to get rid of a wife.'

So i said..'wanna bet?'

So I throw it open to you out there in the fun forum.........
 

xsivforce

Prodigal Son
#4
Death:
Boat->middle of the Ocean-> "She slipped"
Hike->edge of a cliff-> "She slipped"


Go away:
Have you gained even more weight?
Mind if we bring in another woman into the mix?
That friend of yours is pretty hot!
 
Z

Zealot

Guest
#6
Old joke, but....

Install Girlfriend v1.0 on your Marriage OS, gauranteed to crash it every time.


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Kirrie2001

Guest
#8
Well, I was advised by a pal to buy her an Austin mini car, and she was sure to have an accident. But after 6 months nothing happened. So he suggested I should buy her a Jaguar, as it was really fast.
This done the trick. It took one look at her, and bit her bloody head off.
YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaa. ;)
 
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Daviesbad04

Guest
#9
Just tell her.........

HUNNY, Im not really a man, Im a WOMAN, and also Ive found someone else cuz uz a slut and u dont please me anymore!

Thats sure to get ya on the Jerry Springer show......

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!:p
 

gonaads

Beware the G-Man
Political User
#13
Hey, Just go out one day don't go to work. Sell the House, close out the Bank Accounts and go to Bermuda. And don't come back. :D
 

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