WHO's the BOSS?

mlakrid

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif](Don't ask why or how, it just happens...)

God comes and says,
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I want all the women to go with St. Peter." [/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I want the men to make two lines:[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One line for the men that dominated their women on earth...[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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kcnychief

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rofl - not shabby

How did everyone die?

*runs*
 

ming

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how bout those who dont have a wife? :D

EDIT: I mean like those who are single... or were.
 

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