Last time someone did this, the thread was ten pages long.
EP, I hate you. Being sober is a stone drag, especially when you've spent half your life swilling Guinness. And (starting a sentence with an article like the anarchist I am) it's a pain in the arse trying to find it on tap this side of the pond when I do have the occasional drink (it's mostly vile American beer and boring German imports over here). I do have my girlfriend hooked on Miller Genuine Draft though, since it tastes a fair bit like Western Australian bitters.
Why am I turning a geography thread into a beer discussion? I really need to get out more. I should be packing anyway ... heading off to Florida, where hopefully my arthritis and allergies will get a reprieve for a while as it pisses down in Nashville all week.