A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a Rum, Orange & Mango Juice, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I would rather be savagely raped by a dozen
filthy whores than let alcoholic liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too.
I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a Rum, Orange & Mango Juice, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I would rather be savagely raped by a dozen
filthy whores than let alcoholic liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too.
I didn't know we had a choice."
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