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what *do* you do with a drunken sailor?

Khayman

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damnyank

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Where's funky when you need him?? As an ex-Navy dude I am sure he knows what to do with a drunken sailor!:D

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#9
What to do with a drunken sailor! Tie him up and send him overboard on a rope only dangling a few feet above seawater with his hands and feet tied with duct tape. :)
 

Alan

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#14
what do you do with a drunken sailor?


Put him in the long boat ''til he''s sober
Put him in the long boat ''til he''s sober

or

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,


or

Put ''im in bed with the Captain''s daughter,
Put ''im in bed with the Captain''s daughter,

Early in the morning



Now wheres me bounty me hearty :p
 
#17
I went to Air Force tech school with an ex-navy guy, and he knew every prank in existence. I'm sure you have a pretty good arsenal of things to do. Six months on a ship with the same people makes you crazy...:D
 

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