What do you do for a living?

ZeroHour

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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

He gets her name, address and social security number and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'

The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.'

The accountant baulks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.'

The woman says, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'

'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.'

The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!'
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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