What do you do for a living?

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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

He gets her name, address and social security number and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'

The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.'

The accountant baulks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.'

The woman says, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'

'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.'

The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!'
 

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

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