ZeroHour
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to eat a human because even though it was a very large mammal it wouldn't be able to swallow a human.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to eat a human because even though it was a very large mammal it wouldn't be able to swallow a human.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."