US State Motos

[Jewelzz]

New Jersey is soooooo true, even living in Arizona for 10 yrs I still have the Jersey ATTITUDE 😀

STATE MOTTOS
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>Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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>Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
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>Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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>California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It - Yet
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>Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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>Georgia: We Put the "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
>Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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>Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
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>Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
>Campaign
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>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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>Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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>Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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>Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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>Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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>Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And
>Very Little Else
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>Nebraska: As About Our State Motto Contest
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>Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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>New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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>New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%#! Motto Right
>Here!
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>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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>New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
>Attorney
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>North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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>North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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>Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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>Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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>Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
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>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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>South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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>Tennessee: The Educashun State
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>Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
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>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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>Vermont: Yep
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>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
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>Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
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>Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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>Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by Jewelzz
State Motos: Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les

As a native of Texas. That is very true. 😉

 

[Khayman]

some funny stuff

 

[stuy_b]

Great stuff Jewelzz 😀

I wanna goto Georgia but not goto Iowa!!

 

[RXJCA]

How true for NY!! Every time you turn on COPS, they're in New York ... AGAIN

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by xsivforce


As a native of Texas. That is very true. 😉

Also very true for Arizona

 

[Kirrie2001]

Jewelzz, I always thought it was Aridzona 😀 😀 😀