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ZeroHour

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Think this has been posted before but I could not find it.

http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/unix_pc.htm

Some of the best are:

To avoid casting aspersions on our feline friends, the "cat" command is now merely "domestic_quadruped."

The "nice" command was historically used by privileged users to give themselves priority over unprivileged ones, by telling them to be "nice." In System VI, the "sue" command is used by unprivileged users to get for themselves the rights enjoyed by privileged ones.

The "abort()" function is now called "choice()."
 
I hate PC people, they're so full of their own faeces. They are a disease that needs to be eradicated.

Ohh...off, of my soap box, ha ha :))
 
Hahaha, hilarious.
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Lee said:
I hate PC people, they're so full of their own faeces. They are a disease that needs to be eradicated.

Ohh...off, of my soap box, ha ha :))
I read that and thought you meant computer people by "PC people", I was gonna tell you this might not be the best place to voice that point of view :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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