Unix for the Politically Correct

[ZeroHour]

Think this has been posted before but I could not find it.

http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/unix_pc.htm

Some of the best are:

To avoid casting aspersions on our feline friends, the "cat" command is now merely "domestic_quadruped."

The "nice" command was historically used by privileged users to give themselves priority over unprivileged ones, by telling them to be "nice." In System VI, the "sue" command is used by unprivileged users to get for themselves the rights enjoyed by privileged ones.

The "abort()" function is now called "choice()."

 

[Geffy]

lol

 

[Lee]

I hate PC people, they're so full of their own faeces. They are a disease that needs to be eradicated.

Ohh...off, of my soap box, ha ha 🙂)

 

[NetRyder]

Hahaha, hilarious.

 

[jan]

Good one! :lol:

 

[Geffy]

I hate PC people, they're so full of their own faeces. They are a disease that needs to be eradicated.

Ohh...off, of my soap box, ha ha 🙂)

I read that and thought you meant computer people by "PC people", I was gonna tell you this might not be the best place to voice that point of view 😛