Uncontrollable laughter

[BouncingSoul]

Okay ... So I'm watching Futurama last night, its the Roswell episode. Near the end we get this little exchange.

Mildred: "What'll you folks have today?
Professor: I'll have the soylent green with a slice of soylent orange and some soylent coleslaw.
Mildred: "Pardon?"
Leela: "It's the twentieth century, professor!"
Professor: Oh, right! I'll have a croque-monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.
Leela: "I'll just have a small injection of femi-slim."
Mildred: "Uhh.. Two chili dogs coming up!"

It was right after the "stein of mead" part that I lost my mind. I laughed until I couldn't breath then promptly backed up (Thanks TiVo) and did it all over again. Now tonight I'm sitting here doing nothing and that stein of mead line comes into my head and it starts all over again.... Seriously. What the hell is wrong with me?

 

[vertigo]

nothing is wrong, it happens with certain lines we happen to find hysterical

mine was in an episode of seinfeld, kramer gets his car license plates mixed up with somebody elses, they say "assman". he uses them to park in a 'doctors only' spot. a cop comes up to him, he says "dr cosmo kramer, proctology" and points at the assman license plate.

laughed for ages and ages; i have it on dvd, must've seen the scene over 50 times by now