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Kirrie2001
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This is cute.
> Read the questions, try to answer---
> then check your answer by scrolling down!!
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> 1. WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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> ANSWER: BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF STRAINING OVER THE REST OF THE TEST...
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> IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2 .
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> 2. SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....
WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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> ANSWER: "WATER"
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> IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR
> BRAIN CELL IS OVER-TAXED -- YOU DESPERATELY NEED A HOLIDAY...
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IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3 .
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> 3. IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS
> MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....
> WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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> ANSWER: "GLASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
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> IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4 .
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> 4. 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE WAS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRYOF GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAILED.
THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, DECIDED A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILED BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHED SMACK >BANG< IN THE MIDDLE OF
"NO MAN'S LAND", THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL .....
WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS -- EAST GERMANY,
> WEST GERMANY, OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND"?
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> ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT,
THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY.
YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
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> IF YOU ANSWERED THIS ONE CORRECTLY, THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5 .
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> 5. IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE, THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL
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> ANSWER: "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING ELSE,
MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...
BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF.....DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
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> IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE"
THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION.
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> 6. --WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR --
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES)
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
> IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 3 PEOPLE GET ON.
THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT.....
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> WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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> ANSWER: YOU ARE THE DRIVER -- REMEMBER?
> HOWJA DO????
> Read the questions, try to answer---
> then check your answer by scrolling down!!
>
> 1. WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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> ANSWER: BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF STRAINING OVER THE REST OF THE TEST...
>
> IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2 .
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> 2. SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....
WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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> ANSWER: "WATER"
>
> IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR
> BRAIN CELL IS OVER-TAXED -- YOU DESPERATELY NEED A HOLIDAY...
>
IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3 .
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> 3. IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS
> MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....
> WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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> ANSWER: "GLASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
>
> IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4 .
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> 4. 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE WAS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRYOF GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAILED.
THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, DECIDED A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILED BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHED SMACK >BANG< IN THE MIDDLE OF
"NO MAN'S LAND", THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL .....
WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS -- EAST GERMANY,
> WEST GERMANY, OR IN "NO MAN'S LAND"?
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> .....
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> ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT,
THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY.
YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
>
> IF YOU ANSWERED THIS ONE CORRECTLY, THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5 .
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> ...
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> ........
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> 5. IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE, THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL
> THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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> ......
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> ........
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> ANSWER: "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING ELSE,
MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...
BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF.....DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
>
> IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE"
THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION.
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> 6. --WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR --
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES)
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
> IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 3 PEOPLE GET ON.
THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT.....
>
> WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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> ANSWER: YOU ARE THE DRIVER -- REMEMBER?
> HOWJA DO????