Top ten times in history, when using the f word was inappropriate

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Top ten times in history, when using the f word was appropriate

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th
"Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" Noah, 4314 BC

9th
"How the @#$% did you work that out?" Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th
"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" Michelangelo, 1566

7th
"Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1877

6th
"It does so @#$%ing look like her!" Picasso, 1926

5th
“Where the @#$% are we?" Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th
"Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." Einstein, 1938

3rd
"What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd
"I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head." JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" Bill Clinton, 1997

BONUS: Who the %$#@ cares about some puinyiceburg? (captain of titanic)
BONUS 2: I'm the %$#@ing what now?? - Jesus being told he is the son of god
 
Re: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

i think number 2 will offend many people
 
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themafia_69 said:
i think number 2 will offend many people
Well I think the 3rd has more offense potential, but I think no one should be.

Personally I think they are @#$%ing funny :)
 
Re: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

they are funny
 
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I hope they dont. Everything in good spirit and all.
I just thought they were ace but we do live in a world where the madasafish ad gets banned. T'is ace as well :D
 
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I have to say, the murder of 100's of thousands of people by the American military by dropping two atomic bombs, doesn't leave too much to humor. But hey that’s just my humble opinion

Otherwise it was pretty funny.
 
Re: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

custer/hiroshima and JFK have the potential to ruffle a few feathers... otherwise they are pretty funny :)
 
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I agree, even though I am not offended myself, some may be....funny though
 
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I don't really think custer is bad. I'm not offended by any of them. Pretty funny.
 
Re: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

very good, quite amusing. Quite liked the Michaelangelo one
 
Re: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

How about all you Chubby Brown fans in the UK

Alice.. who the @#$% is Alice? (apologies to Smokey)
 
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lancer said:
I have to say, the murder of 100's of thousands of people by the American military by dropping two atomic bombs, doesn't leave too much to humor. But hey that’s just my humble opinion

Murder-What the crap are you thinking. Japs started the war if you care to check. The 2 bombings saved the lives of many allied forces.
For just one example, read about the Bataan death march. There are plenty of other examples of actions such as this.
 
don't post threads in all capitals, or I will hurt you.
 
they are jokes people, not slurs or offensive comments. You can tell when things are supposed to be offensive and these aren't meant to be.

I love them all...especially #1
 
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tibboh said:
How about all you Chubby Brown fans in the UK

Alice.. who the @#$% is Alice? (apologies to Smokey)
haha
He's a lovely man is Chubby,I see him shopping in Morrisons every few weeks and he always say's "Alright mate?" :laugh:
 
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Evil Marge said:
haha
He's a lovely man is Chubby,I see him shopping in Morrisons every few weeks and he always say's "Alright mate?" :laugh:

Stalking celebs again marge? :lick:
 
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Moonwraith said:
Stalking celebs again marge? :lick:
He was following behind me actually :lick:
 
Marge

isnt his proper name (Royston Vasey) used for the name of the town for that series that was on not long ago, The League of Gentlemen (local shop for local people)?
 

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