bobsalot
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1)A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
2)Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
3)I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
4)A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".
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dunno bout dat one.
2)Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
3)I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
4)A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
dunno bout dat one.