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Three women go to Heaven

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven... dont step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible to avoid them, and although they try their best, the first woman treads on one.
Along comes St Peter with the Ugliest Man she ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says, "Your Punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps on a duck, and along comes St Peter, who doesnt miss a thing, and with him is another ugly guy. He chains them together again saying they will be chained together for eternity just like the first woman.
The third woman witnesses all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man she makes sure she doesnt step on a duck. She goes months and doesnt step on a duck.
Then one day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome guy she has ever seen.
St Peter chains them together without a word.
The woman says, "What did I do to deserve being chained to you?"
The Guy replies, "I dont know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
 

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