Thousand dollar for a head

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In the old wild west, there were two blonde cowpokes, krish and jack. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, "i hate indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "if any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars."

The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; jeff threw a rock which hit the indian right on the head.

The indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.

Suddenly, jack said, "krish, take a look at this." Krish replied, "not now, i'm busy."

Jack tugged him on the shoulder and says, "i really think you should look at this."

Krish said, "look, you can see i'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."

But jack was adamant. "Please, krish, take a look at this."

So krish looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red indians.

Krish just shook his head and said, "oh . . . My . . . God . . .. We're going to be millionaires!"

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