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Those Canadian guys....

Kr0m

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#1
Those Canadian guys....

Osama Bin Laden was sitting in his cave wondering which
country to invade next, when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Laden" a heavily accented voice said. "This is
Archie down 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland,Canada ey? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you ey!"

"Well Archie," Osama replied, "This is indeed important news!
How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there
is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Osama paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Laden,
the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?", Osama asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

Osama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000
tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lard T'underin' Jaysus, bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting
back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "Mr. Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an'modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the ****pit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Osama was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie, "I'll have ta call
youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "Mr. Laden! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Osama. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and
had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
 
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Burpster

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amazed they didnt have a Navy ...must have been a few dory's close by!! :)

now that i think of it maybe not .....no fish left ...no need for boats :)
 

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