ZeroHour
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- Joined
- 22 Mar 2004
- Messages
- 1,118
1. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
2. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you
for ignoring me.
3. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for
you and your friends.
4. Your mom's cooking is way better than mine.
5. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
6. Bar food again!? Kick a$$.
7. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
8. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go
over and talk to her.
9. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
10. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one,
what a wonderful Valentine's Day gift!
11. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, and then you
don't have to mess with it anymore.
12. It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.
13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle; I don't think I'll ever change it again.
14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
15. You are so much smarter than my father.
16. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
17. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
18. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!
19. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'.
20. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
21. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure
out how to get there.
22. I don't care if it's on sale; $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
23. Hey, pull my finger!
25. Shopping isn't everything!
25. I don't care if he gets me anything for Valentine's Day.
26. Honey, why don't you take those smelly old socks off and I'll give you
a foot massage?
27. Housework is my hobby.
28. I LOVE the smell of a cigar.
29. It will only take me five minutes to get ready for the Christmas party.
30. My favorite way to meet people? Wear a short dress and high heels,
go to the mall at night, and park in a remote, unlit lot.
31. He ALWAYS understands me!
32. I LOVE washing dishes!
33. I wouldn't miss the "Miss America Pageant" for ANYTHING!
34. Childbirth isn't so bad!
35. I ALWAYS trust my husband.
36. I don't need another pair of shoes.
37. I sure do envy Hillary Clinton.
38. Men really ARE smarter!
39. I know my parents are in the other room but I want you right now!
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2. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you
for ignoring me.
3. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for
you and your friends.
4. Your mom's cooking is way better than mine.
5. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
6. Bar food again!? Kick a$$.
7. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
8. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go
over and talk to her.
9. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
10. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one,
what a wonderful Valentine's Day gift!
11. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, and then you
don't have to mess with it anymore.
12. It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.
13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle; I don't think I'll ever change it again.
14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
15. You are so much smarter than my father.
16. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
17. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
18. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!
19. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'.
20. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
21. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure
out how to get there.
22. I don't care if it's on sale; $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
23. Hey, pull my finger!
25. Shopping isn't everything!
25. I don't care if he gets me anything for Valentine's Day.
26. Honey, why don't you take those smelly old socks off and I'll give you
a foot massage?
27. Housework is my hobby.
28. I LOVE the smell of a cigar.
29. It will only take me five minutes to get ready for the Christmas party.
30. My favorite way to meet people? Wear a short dress and high heels,
go to the mall at night, and park in a remote, unlit lot.
31. He ALWAYS understands me!
32. I LOVE washing dishes!
33. I wouldn't miss the "Miss America Pageant" for ANYTHING!
34. Childbirth isn't so bad!
35. I ALWAYS trust my husband.
36. I don't need another pair of shoes.
37. I sure do envy Hillary Clinton.
38. Men really ARE smarter!
39. I know my parents are in the other room but I want you right now!
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