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Perris Calderon

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not my original thoughts, nor do I attest to the validity, but very entertaining; (I don't believe the duck thing, or the ostrich thing)

Did you know?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

bt this time, you have tried to lick your elbow.
 

Perris Calderon

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#3
I have tried to lick my elbow... can't do it.


other things as well, but only as a demonstration for my girlfriend...much greater success:D
 
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ZipTriX

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#4
LOL

I can imagine you trying to pull your arm behind your head just to taste your elbow. Did you fall out of your chair trying? :p
 

blinden

OSNN Senior Addict
#5
I swear to god I can lick my elbow, I have a double jointed shoulder which allows me to dislocate it, and push it backwards and put my elbow in reach of my tounge
 

Glaanieboy

OSNN Veteran Addict
#6
Originally posted by blinden
I swear to god I can lick my elbow, I have a double jointed shoulder which allows me to dislocate it, and push it backwards and put my elbow in reach of my tounge
I wanna see a picture of that (hint, hint).
 

blinden

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#8
wow, I'll get my girlfriend to take a pic of me with the digicam cause I don't have one, but I won't see her for a few days, but I'll take this picture, and then you will all bow* to me...

I actually made a guy at work almost throw up from showing him this display of double jointedness

*Yeah, I guess deep down inside, I realize that elbow licking is sign of royalty or a source of power, but a guy can dream
 
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BurnTheDead

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"bt this time, you have tried to lick your elbow."
lol, I didint try to lick my elbow but when i saw that i was like NOOOOO dont try to lick it but i tried and failed :(
 

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
Xie
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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