The Typewriter

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THE TYPEWRITER

A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to
indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting
their children in on it. They decided on the word
Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter,
"Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."

The child told her mother what her dad said and her mom
responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter
right now because there is a red ribbon in the
typewriter." The child went back to tell her father
what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy
that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and
announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter,
he already wrote the letter by hand."
 
Along the same line....:

A husband and wife decide to use "washing machine" as the
code word for sex to protect their children's virgin ears.

At about midnight, the husband awakes, shakes the wife
awake and whispers "washing machine!" The wife says
"not now, I'm too tired!" The husband manages to get back
to sleep, only to wake up again at 3:00 AM. Again he wakes
up his wife, pleading "washing machine! washing machine!",
but the wife turns him down cold.

At 9:00 AM the wife wakes the husband, and whispers
"washing machine" in his ear. He looks into her eyes
and says "small load, did it by hand."

:D
 
LMAO....good one henyman..:D

It`s commonly known as "The Portugese Hand Pump."
 

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