The Onion can see the future!

[BouncingSoul]

They were almost two years ahead of their time with this one.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Thats some funny stuff.

 

[synical33]

Dude that new Gillette Fusion is crazy smooth...............I bought it the other day and was worried about it....................but my GF was scared because I might razor in too deep becaue of the Schick Quattro incident I told her about...............next morning I go ahead and shave with this device and was like damn..............this thing is super smooth and it does not cut through the skin.....................and the 6th Blade is awesome PRECISION TRIMMING oh thats the one that got me..................I love this razor

I LOVE YOU FUSION.............so far

 

[Perris Calderon]

that is a great friggin page..overtones, undertones, inuendo

reps

 

[omg its nlm]

Some day I will be able to shave....

 

[BouncingSoul]

Some day I will be able to shave....

That could be the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

[omg its nlm]

That could be the funniest thing I've ever read.

Hey its not funny! :laugh: I am only 23!

 

[Grandmaster]

Ahh, The Onion.

The only thing that keeps hundreds of college students sane during an economics lecture.

 

[fitz]

Yeah.. i remember that article being mentioned alot a couple months back on some other sites I visit that were talking about the trade rumers that gillette was coming out with this.

 

[Steevo]

I started shaving at 13.


Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.

 

[omg its nlm]

I started shaving at 13.


Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.

Well I used to have hair on my butt.....

 

[Steevo]

Well I used to have hair on my butt.....

:TMI:


My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.:dead:

 

[omg its nlm]

:TMI:


My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.:dead:

now thats TMI!

 

[BouncingSoul]

:TMI:


My wife, being a cosmetologist decided that we were going to both get waxed, south of the border, ya know.

Lets just say that I took most of it, but she couldn't handle the pain. So I'm not that hairy.:dead:

I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON!

 

[omg its nlm]

I'm seeing visions of the 40 Year-old Virgin ..... YEOOOOOW KELLY CLARKSON!

:laugh:

 

[Nick M]

Shaving sucks, don't hurry into it.

Amen to that. Pain in the ass, 'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER

 

[fitz]

Amen to that. Pain in the ass

Well, we could ask NLM how much a pain it is in the ass...

Well I used to have hair on my butt.....

'specially if you need to look presentable and "clean" for work and takes FOREVER

You could always go for an *shudder* electric razor. They are a lot quicker.. just don't shave as close

 

[Nick M]

Haha, I did go for an electric razor. I'm not a morning person ( has anyone seen Shaun of the Dead? If so, the part where he gets up in the morning - that's me ) and the very last thing that I want to do when I rumble out of bed is to shave.

Cheers for unemployment though, lately I haven't been worried about appearence at all.